Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Recipe to solve a problem.

Is it possible to feel anger, sadness, guilt, hate and worry all at the same time?

Kudos to you, if you never experienced it. It's damn confusing.

Maybe I should run into the heart of the city, pull my pants down and dance the macarena? With my hands occupied and my bare ass broadcasting itself, I am so sure humiliation would trump all attempts of anger,sadness,blahblahblah...

Ok so being a slight witzelschult about this.

hahahaha! You just look at the screen "what the..."

Witzelschult [vit-səl-ˌzu̇t] - noun
Inappropriate  or  pointless  humor  especially  when  considered  as  part  of  an  abnormal  condition 

I'll wake up one day, and the problem will solve itself. OR I'll wake up one day and the problem will escalate, getting worse and worse and worse and worse. Come to think of it, theres only one way to solve this problem.

Ingredients I'll need:
- 1x blind Fold
- 1x Knife
- 1x Box of Sleeping Pills
- 1x Small bag of Cement

Method:
1. Mix cement thoroughly.
2. Fill ears and smooth off with a spoon.
3. Wait to dry.
4. Take knife and gently remove eyeball from each socket
5. Cement will ensure your scream will not affect you.
6. Take sleeping pills at once with some lukewarm water.
7. Sleep it off.

Result:
You can't see the problem, or hear the problem. A solution, no doubt.

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