Thursday, April 29, 2010

DUDE

I hate it when people end a sentence with "DUDE".

1. Are you stoned?
2. Are you high on weed?
3. Do you own a surfboard and surf the waves daily?
4. Are you a guy?

When someone comes up to me and says "Are you getting that breadstick, dude?", are you talking to ME? Are you referring to me who is elegantly clad in 3 inch heels, short mini-skirt and a plunging neckline? Which part of me looks like a dude would look?

So in conclusion to this little additional blog, if you didn't answer YES to any of the above, please please please don't use "dude".

It doesn't sound cute.
It doesn't sound cool.
It doesn't sound smart.
It doesn't sound geniune.

STAY AWESOME

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