Misunderstand? or misplaced your brain?

Ok. This scenario:

Person A: Ok, I’m going to tell you something, please don’t tell Person C, yeh?
Person B: Oh Ok, what is it?
Person A: blablabla

Do you:

A)     Acknowledge this new-found confidential information and take it to the grave.

B)      Go tell Person C

If you’re A) then you are awesome, so go and live a long fulfilled life.

If you’re B) then you have a problem, and tadaaa, you are a bitchface.

I think there is something very complicated with the sentence above, it seems to cause lots of confusion and misunderstanding. Lets make sure we understand the sentence bit by bit.

[“I’m going to tell you something”] – I will communicate something via my mouth to your ear.

[“Please don’t tell Person C, yeh?”] – This is fucking confidential, if you relay this information to Person C, I will break your legs with a blunt knife.

Well… I wonder if I was clear enough?

I recently was graced by one of these morons who happily relayed my information over to someone else. I should have known that this moron had a loose mouth, I knew it but I didn’t want to be the cynical person I usually am. Well, look who got fucked over?

Let’s just say, you learn from your mistakes.