Biting My Tongue

I went over to Mr V's house yesterday night after a tedious day at work to have homemade beef burgers. Mr V makes awesome beef burgers, so good that he could probably open up a burger joint and then franchise it then overtake McDonalds... ok well maybe not overtake McDonalds, noone can overtake McDonalds.



The recipe for the beef burger is:

500g of JUST KIDDING!



He'll murder me for posting up his famous recipe, and I don't really want to die yet so... unfortunately I can't post it up.
 

So anyway, I literally swallowed one whole burger down and my body was already asking for more burger. Since I've always been the pushover I am, I gave in to the voices in my head. A third burger was actually on my mind so I was chewing away fast and furious... then...

I bit my tongue.

A sharp "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." tone went through my ears and temporarly I froze on the spot. It was really funny because while this happened, I was actually in mid-conversation with Mr V. He looked alittle spooked. Then there was the whole non-stop bleeding and the taste of metal in my mouth.

All in all, a fantastic night to remember. I hope, with all my might, I don't flinch the next time I see a burger. That would be just too sad.

Oh yeah, I wanted to write this down too before I forget...

The "What Have I Eaten Today" List:
- 2 cups of Quick Rolled Oats
- 1 piece of Beef Patty
- 1 Prawn Sushi Roll
- 8 Savoy Light Biscuits
- (for dinner tonight) Soy Chicken and Brown Rice

No fruits or vegies in my foods so far... that's bad.

Hey pass another Savoy biscuit please... make sure it's the light one, I'm on a diet.

hahahaha!